Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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