I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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