who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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