How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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