Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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