Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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