I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
