I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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