i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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