There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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