OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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