You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize