what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
kristin has been a bad kristin
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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