why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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