he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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