Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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