school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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