its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I want you more than these girls want KFC
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
you never un-have a 4some
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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