I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
