you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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