North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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