I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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