it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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