I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Randomize
