found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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