Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
My pussy is not your playground.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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