He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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