my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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