i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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