sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Couch. On fire.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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