Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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