You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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