ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
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