fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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