oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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