I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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