I wish I could punch you in the face.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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