Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Where did you get a picture of my penis
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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