She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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