she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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