new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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