id be glad to
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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