Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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