This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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