I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
