her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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