Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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