i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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