I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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