we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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