I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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