butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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