My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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