I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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