dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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