Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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