she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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