He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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