we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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