And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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