It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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